Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Snack attack

Dear Ann,
I eat a lot of goldfish crackers. A lot. Is that sad?
-Fishy


Dear Fishy,

Only if they’re on the floor. For more than five seconds. Five second rule, yo! Say two hail mommies and check out the cupcake flavored ones. Go Fish. You’re welcome. Ciao.

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