Sunday, April 13, 2014

Elmo v. Grandma

Dear Ann Abler,

My toddler prefers FaceTime with Elmo over real time with Grandma. Is that a problem?


Face-off in Florida

Dear Face-off,

Your mother in law sounds like a boring old hag. Tell her to get off the couch, don a funny hat, and sing some songs. Your child is a sartorial genius and does not give out unwarrented affection.

Take a shot of tequila in the bathroom, say four hail mommies, and order a pizza for tonight. You've had a hard day choosing appropriate apps for your precious prodigy.


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