Driving Miss Crazy

Dear Ann Abler,

I watched my wife make a 17-point turn and kept my mouth completely shut. The. Whole. Time. To recap: 17-point turn. Mouth shut. Whole time. I’d like to convey to her that she should be really proud of me for not making any comments, especially seeing as how her driving skills just about caused all the synapses in my brain to spontaneously combust and send me to an early grave. I think I’ll remind her of my impressive restraint later this evening to see if it puts her in ‘the mood’.

It’s a good idea, right?

Mr. Mouth Shut

Dear Mr. Mouth,

Nope.

You’ll thank me later for the lack of injury to your groin area.

Ciao.