Too Sexy For This Shirt: What has Laundry done for you lately?

Dear Ann Abler,

I feel like I never have time for housework. After playing with the kids, making dinner, and trying to squeeze in time to practice my bongos, I'm completely spent.

My family's dirty laundry is a stack of judgement staring me straight in the eyes.

Help,
Dirty Laundry Secret

Dear Dirty Laundry Secret,

You're clearly too creative and beautiful for laundry. Leave it and take a nap. Here's what you can say to that judgmental stack of stains:

Fuck you, laundry.

I think you'll find the laundry will understand who da boss after that. 

Ciao.