Nappies be nappy

Dear Ann Abler,

Should I use cloth diapers? I feel bad about all that trash in the sea, but I fear it will leave even less time for me.

Help,
Party Pooper

Dear Pooper,

Fuck that. Poop is gross. You need disposibles so you have more time to focus on your poetry.  Say three hail mommies and buy a new lipstick. 

Ciao.